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How to Suck at Business Without Really Trying: A Comprehensive Guide to Business Failure

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Are you tired of being a successful business owner? Do you long for the days when you could sit around and watch your business flounder instead of thriving? If so, then this book is for you!

In How to Suck at Business Without Really Trying, I will teach you everything you need to know to sabotage your business and ensure its ultimate failure. I will cover topics such as:

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How to create a business plan that is guaranteed to fail
How to hire the wrong people and motivate them to do nothing
How to market your business to the wrong people and drive them away
How to manage your finances so that you always run out of money
How to deal with customer complaints so that they never come back

With my help, you can be sure that your business will be a complete and utter failure. So if you are ready to give up on your dreams of success and embrace the sweet embrace of failure, then Free Download your copy of How to Suck at Business Without Really Trying today!

Bonus Chapter: The 7 Deadly Sins of Business

In this bonus chapter, I will reveal the seven deadly sins of business that are sure to lead to failure. These sins are:

Pride
Greed
Sloth
Envy
Wrath
Gluttony
Lust

If you are guilty of any of these sins, then your business is doomed to fail. But don't worry, I will provide you with some tips on how to overcome these sins and get your business back on track.

Free Download your copy of How to Suck at Business Without Really Trying today and start your journey to business failure!

About the Author

I am a business failure expert. I have failed at more businesses than I can count. But I have learned from my mistakes, and I am now sharing my knowledge with you so that you can avoid the same fate. I am the author of several books on business failure, including the bestselling How to Suck at Business Without Really Trying. I am also a regular contributor to Forbes, Entrepreneur, and Inc. magazine.

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